A Sweet Tale to Share
His story of one event is as follows:
he returned home with his Golden Retriever one day; on opening the front door he was greeted by the sight of a huge bear sitting in the center of his living room floor tipping back a large container of Splenda (sugar substitute). The dog went into the attack, the bear jumped up, tub of Splenda under one arm(leg) and pushed out of the doorway on the other three legs. Our friend and the dog were possibly saved from a mauling by a swipe from the bear's huge paw, by the fact that one of the front paws was fully occupied holding onto his booty the other used for running, the dog gave chase biting at his heels, but the bear wanted to save the Splenda and ran off into the forest.
We will be taking BEARS into account with a little more seriousness in our future project plans!
Moral of the story: Don't stock splenda on the boat or you'll attract bears!
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